Hello everyone. You probably clicked this because you thought it would be some sort of funny joke and maybe you are right. Let's look into server.pro's website.
Okay, let's just say VPS is a new feature and nobody has noticed these mistakes yet. Let's move on.
Editing Files, the Right Way. I have my entire life edited files the wrong way, thank god server.pro is here to save me. With all fairness, however, their file manager and text editor are terrible. They lack any keyboard controls, e.g. ctrl+s to save the file
esc to close it. Navigating files is a nightmare. You can't see the full path you are browsing but only the name of the parent directory. To get back to an upper directory you need click multiple times the parent folder.
I am a little concerned about this comma but I'll just pretend I don't see it.
Ah ye thanks for giving me a subdomain for free, it usually costs a lot of money. Thank you. But at least don't lie to me about owning it. If your server expires, anyone can take your subdomain.
I am a bit confused here. Are we getting sexual or we are just pretending to be 5 years old?
I keep on being confised here. What is this supposed to mean? "We have enough features to keep you using our services for a few days"?
Let's dive in.
Ignore the grammar, you've seen nothing! What a scam, they don't actually create a website for you but just a page with ads on their website.
Thank god this hosting provider has a powerful console, the most powerful on the market! I am so done with hosting providers with weak consoles.
Actually this is very nice. But wait a moment, didn't bukkit implement this into Minecraft? Oh yeah, I forgot, server.pro limit your .jar files in /plugins to 10 so I guess they have a finger here too.
I always found it very inconvenient to change
level-name=world in server.properties. Thank server.pro for implementing this important feature so that you no longer have to change a single word in the config.
Excuse the question but isn't this called upscaling? "Select an upgrade and wait for a reboot. Easy as that." Yeah, pay us for a better plan then just wait for your server to randomly reboot and you should be fine.
Please translate this to me. I don't get what they are saying.
Yeah we talked about this already.
I think we can be pretty confident they just ran out of space.
No, I am not. I am not a hosting provider.
So far so good.
Let's not talk about the general grammar on this page. It is clear server.pro learned english from a falix staff member. At least I can't spot many differences in the language both websites use.
I know you are all impressed by server.pro. You probably already want to work for them. You might be in luck!
I have always wanted to work as a "role" especially as a "customer support role". And I also always wanted to work for a VPS server. I could never imagine a better boss.
Some of the requirements. I will not even comment.
And the most important, the bonus:
If you are willing to go the extra mile, you are perfect for this job. I am not sure what this is trying to hint, but the entire job posting gives me vibes that you will be involved in some illegal activities. "Diffuse tense situtations", "take responsibility in front of customers", "18+", "use Slack (an any other software that we require you to install)". I don't know, you tell me.
EDIT: I forgot the actual scam I was going to post about. Expectation:
The choice isn't limited because of the free plan. I have selected to pay $40 for 12GB